Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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