all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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