Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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