I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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