I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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