After last night, I could never be a politician.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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