I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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