Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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