4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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