Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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