please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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