im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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