He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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