Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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