evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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