How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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