Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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