think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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