i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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