Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
