There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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