Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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