im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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