dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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