just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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