so explain again why im purple
no
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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