great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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