we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
