So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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