Nicole vs. Life
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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