okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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