I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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