I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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