How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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