its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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