guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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