im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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