Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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