So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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