i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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