I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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