What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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