I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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