just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
