if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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