Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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