so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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