Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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