So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
