FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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