I forgot how hot balto sounded
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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