whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The power of my boobs compel you
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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