My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
